I'm soo interested in jokes nowadays ,

even if they are somekind of lame .

Here , I got some from my senior's blog .. (:

1) Once, a man wanted to own a pet that is different from others. then, he went to a pet shop and asked the owner, "do you have any pet that is unique?". the pet shop owner replied, "yes. i have a talking centipede. Do you wan it?" The man agreed and bought it home. when he reached home, he placed the centipede on the dining tabke and asked it, "you wanna go to the bar?". There was no reply and the man thought that it was tired from the journey and left it alone. An hour later, the man asked it again. Again there was no reply. the man was furious and thought that the pet shop owner was a conman. He told the centipede, "if you don't reply again, i'll ask for a refund.". Half an hpur later, the man asked the centipede again. "you wanna go to the bar?". The centipede said, "can't you see i'm wearing my shoes? idiot!".

2) A man went to the library and wanted to borrow a book about how to suicide. Ten minutes later, he found it and went to the counter to register to loan the book. Then, the librarian suddenly scold him, saying that, "Get lost! You'll won't return the book to us!". (he wanted to learn suicide)

3) A teacher had to leave the class a while. when he returned, he was shocked as he found the class in silence. He felt weird and asked a student why are they so quiet, then the student replied, " you said that you would drop dead if you find us all quiet!".